Controlling those Wandering Eyes - The Male Perspective

 Introduction

You're doing it right now.

Don't bullshit a bullshitter, you're staring at them. Hell, I'm going to guess you aren't even reading this at all. You probably just clicked the link because you wanted a closer look at them. I'll even bet you just scrolled down to the other pictures in hope to see more Grand Canyon cleavage.

Do I have your attention now? Done staring? Good. Believe it or not, you do the same thing out in town, in the grocery store, and yes, in the bar as well. It's not just limited to the internet.

To be quite rudimentary there is nothing wrong with this at all. As a man you should look. It's part of our instinctual drive to be attracted to the female figure. You think they don't know this? That's why little Cindy is wearing that low cut shirt at the bar. It's why you got up and walked past the dirty hipsters to talk to her. It's why everyone is at the bar in the first place.

But to define yourself as a gentleman you must harness this natural drive and master the second hardest thing in the world that is not in your pants: NOT TO LOOK.

Hey, Up Here Buddy

Lets go back to Mrs.Emily Post's Etiquette, Manners for a New World and focus on one of the main points in meeting people. Eye contact.She mentions an important point when meeting people for the first time and one of the major mistakes that you can make.

"Looking away. Eye contact is critical in an introduction. People who look over others' shoulders and around the room while involved in an introduction are saying by their actions that they really don't care."

So what does this mean for the single gentleman?

That if you walk up to little Ms. Cindy, look her up and down or happen to glance at the tips of her bra sticking out of her shirt, you are saying you care about only one thing: Trying to get a donkey ride down the canyon.

 The Simple Solution

So what is a gentleman to do?

Practice not only looking little Ms. Cindy in the eye, but everyone else as well. Make an effort to lock eyes with every person you meet. When you feel your eyes wandering, try and catch yourself.

Looking a woman dead in the eyes says a few things. One, it means you are confident. Two, it means you respect her. And Three, that you have a little more control over your natural male urges. This alone will assert that you are a cut above the rest. That you are a gentlemen of caliber that can shoot a straight look into her sparkling eyes. 

And remember this: they know when you look. I know you think they don't notice, but a girl will know if you are staring at her bosom from across the Grand Canyon. That means she definitely sees your eye balls wandering when you first saw her while you were bullshitting with your buddies in the booth across the bar.

Conclusion

So take heed gentlemen. Look a person in the eyes when you speak to them. It's very simple and very easy to train yourself to do. And it scores more points than you'll imagine.

And in the event that you do forget the name of Ms. Cindy, you can later ask her friends who the "girl with the blue eyes" was. That, my friends, will get you a discount for the donkey ride down to the bottom of the Canyon much faster

So keep those eyes up gents.

 And stop staring at her tits! See you did it again!

Think I am full of shit? Leave a comment and tell me I'm wrong. Do it punk.